Limerick Challenge

Back in the days when Granny was but a young f...

Image by Granny Panty via Flickr

A gal who seemed guileless and sweet

Had a habit of delightful deceit

When alone and concealed

She danced naked in heels

With the shades drawn so no one could peek

It wasn’t that she was a poor dancer

Or that she didn’t look good as a prancer

But the dance that she chose

Should be done on the toes

And fans used as a proper enhancer


Limerick Challenge via Victoria: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/04/10/guileless-limerick-limerick-off-monday/

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  1. Big smile.

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  2. I love it when you do funny. I have also loved some of your other recent work Gayle but time has not permitted me to log in and comment well, so I haven’t commented at all! Thank you for all your pieces of work you share with the world, they are all beautiful x

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    • Oh, hi Tamasin! So nice to have you visit–and leave some words for me. πŸ™‚ I’ve hardly been on FB lately so haven’t been visiting you either. Sorry.

      I’m happy you liked my funny limerick. I’d never tried one before but a prompt got me started.

      What a lovely thing to say about my writing–truly very sweet and generous of you. Thank you! xoxo

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  3. Oh! This is erotica.. lolsss
    Jokes beside, this one is pretty clever write!

    You managed to explained the image very well.. πŸ˜€
    See I’m just unable to take my mind off it.. lolss

    Sending you many Hugs xoxox

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    • Yeah, I bit of minor erotica. The image came after the poem–I found the perfect one that complimented it.

      So glad you love it! πŸ™‚ xoxo

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  4. ha ha!

    i’ve been wanting to read some humour in poetry for sometime, especially with the unbearable summer and finals over my head, this rises to the occasion brilliantly!

    Thanx for sharing this.

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  5. Chloe

     /  April 12, 2011

    Awesome limerick! Very funny and well written πŸ˜€ xx

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  6. congratulations! writing limericks is one of the toughest things in my eyes. i tried to understand its rules and finally decided to not try it.

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    • I really don’t know much about the rules but went more with the sound of it. They have a certain rhythm to them. And I guess they’re supposed to be funny.

      Thank you, Trisha.

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  7. This is too cute. Isn’t it fun for a change. Actually, it’s not my challenge, it’s Mad Kane’s but glad you posted to hers.

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  8. Big chuckles … Clever, clever, clever, Gayle! Thanks for the smile. Tuesday on the Light Side.

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  9. πŸ™‚ Fun!

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  10. Fun limerick! Thanks so much for participating in this week’s Limerick-Off. I hope you’ll become a regular. πŸ™‚ (I post a new Limerick-Off challenge every Sunday or Monday.)

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  11. you did well..

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