There once was a woman named Pearl Who loved her hair wavy with curls But the minute she hit the steamy street, Her hair fell flat like her feet Then she pouted and cried like a girl! Google Images My entry for The Purple Treehouse Poetic Forms Week Three– Limerick : http://purpletreehouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/poetic-forms-wk-3-limerick-sept-21.html
All posts in category Limerick
Braggart
A fellow who tended to brag Was married to a hideous hag Together their inelegance Made their company ponderous A burden, cumbersome, a drag My entry to Mad Kane’s Limerick-Off: Braggart: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/08/21/bragging-limerick-off-monday/comment-page-1/#comment-167441
Posted by Bodhirose on August 23, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/08/23/braggart/
Fire Bug
A fellow was playing with fire And created an enormous bonfire The inferno blazed Making the fire chief so crazed He bought his ex-wife a sapphire! My entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
Posted by Bodhirose on June 26, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/06/26/fire-bug/
Clout
A man who was proud of his clout Ruled his life with increasing loud shouts His resonance pealed With such unyielding wield He came to be known as a lout Photo from MorgueFile My entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
Posted by Bodhirose on June 12, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/clout/
Gourmet Jelly Beans
A fellow who loved fine cuisine Even ate gourmet jelly beans With essence of truffle and caviar But his favorite by far, came out of a jar Sicilian-style pasta with sardines My entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick-Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/06/05/gourmet-limerick-off/#comments
Posted by Bodhirose on June 5, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/gourmet-jelly-beans/
Bad Mood
A fellow was in a bad mood He pouted, grimaced and stewed He continued his dysfunction By his rueful compunction And extended his ongoing brood My entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick-Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
Posted by Bodhirose on May 29, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/05/29/bad-mood/
Spite
A woman who loved a good fight Married a man with strong spite So they hurt and annoyed And irritated and exploited Each other all day and all night. Entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick Challenge: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
Posted by Bodhirose on April 27, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/spite/
Saddled
A gal with a very long name Wished for a shorter one Like Ann or Patty Jane Instead she was saddled With a moniker so padded Even telephone solicitors were addled! Entry for Mad Kane’s Limerick Challenge http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
Posted by Bodhirose on April 18, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/04/18/saddled/
Limerick Challenge
A gal who seemed guileless and sweet Had a habit of delightful deceit When alone and concealed She danced naked in heels With the shades drawn so no one could peek It wasn’t that she was a poor dancer Or that she didn’t look good as a prancer But the dance that she chose Should [...]
Posted by Bodhirose on April 11, 2011
http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/limerick-challenge/
Gayle Walters Rose
Poets United
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